Gluteus Maxx
MinorA wild, barely contained force of nature whose red eyes and foaming mouth suggest someone running on pure chemical fire. The hockey helmet and Speedo create an absurd yet menacing silhouette.
Gluteus Maxx makes his series debut in Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8 as a hairy supporting character whose brief appearance underscores the escalating absurdity of the dungeon's surface world. Driving a food truck while heavily intoxicated, he careens into a crash that leaves him unconscious amid the wreckage. This chaotic introduction positions him as a fleeting but memorable figure in the parade of horrors, hinting at possible expanded roles in future crawls.
Physical Description
He is a hairy man of average build wearing nothing but a Speedo and hockey helmet. His eyes are bloodshot red, and he often appears foaming at the mouth with a vibrating, manic energy. His presence is chaotic and unhinged.
Evolution
A Parade of Horribles: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8
Gluteus Maxx is a hairy man supporting character who appears driving a food truck while under the influence. He is later found unconscious during a crash.
- Appears as a hairy supporting character driving a food truck.
- Operates the vehicle while under the influence.
- Crashes the food truck during his intoxicated state.
- Is discovered unconscious at the crash site.
Book Appearances
A Parade of Horribles: Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 8
First appears Ch 31